I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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