I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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