The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You ruined the universe
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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