WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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