are you so shy because you have an std?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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