Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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