I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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