dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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