No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Rumble strips road head = magical
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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