I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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