yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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