anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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