Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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