He is an equal opportunity slut.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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