We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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