he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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