Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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