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I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.

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(412): I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God. http://tfl.nu/yxgi

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When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.

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(412): When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career. http://tfl.nu/solb

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Dude, you need to talk to your mom

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wtf?

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She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

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(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom (724): wtf? (412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you http://tfl.nu/71sh

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I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches

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(412): I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches http://tfl.nu/0tvi

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guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head

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(412): guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head http://tfl.nu/nsk3

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dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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haha what'd she say

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i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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(215): dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up (412): haha what'd she say (215): i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF http://tfl.nu/bkrp

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Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?

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(412): Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline? http://tfl.nu/g8m6

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wakey wakey hands off snakey

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(412): wakey wakey hands off snakey http://tfl.nu/v0if

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omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say

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tell him to stop quoting family guy

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(412): omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say (1-412): tell him to stop quoting family guy http://tfl.nu/1hbe

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I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.

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(412): I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life. http://tfl.nu/mibv

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Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.

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(412): Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink. http://tfl.nu/ozhg

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Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...

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(412): Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands... http://tfl.nu/7chd

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And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...

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(412): And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas... http://tfl.nu/n2co

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my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR

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(412): my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR http://tfl.nu/zpxr

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