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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.

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(405): Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk. http://tfl.nu/bh9n

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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.

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(405): Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick. http://tfl.nu/t0hp

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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.

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(405): I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point. http://tfl.nu/fmbd

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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...

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Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...

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(405): I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes... (918): Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly... http://tfl.nu/fe10

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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done

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(405): I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done http://tfl.nu/3aup

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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.

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(405): I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it. http://tfl.nu/f6bj

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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.

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(405): Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out. http://tfl.nu/dhlk

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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position

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(405): That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position http://tfl.nu/yl9k

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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?

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(405): Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it? http://tfl.nu/wmow

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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.

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Does he think you're psycho?

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Officially...... yes.

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(405): I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new. (1-405): Does he think you're psycho? (405): Officially...... yes. http://tfl.nu/uyur

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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.

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ROADTRIP.

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(405): Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak. (1-405): ROADTRIP. http://tfl.nu/2zv7

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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.

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(405): There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation. http://tfl.nu/8ogi

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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.

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(405): I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream. http://tfl.nu/lzqh

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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!

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(405): Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting! http://tfl.nu/ctqc

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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.

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(405): Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice. http://tfl.nu/9rvd

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