Last Night in Kentucky (270)

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  I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.

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  She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night

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  How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?

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  I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...

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  And this is why we can’t have nice things

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  Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.

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  So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night

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  If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid

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  I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals

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  Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.

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  I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.

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  When have you ever know me to go too far?

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  Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?

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  Yeah. Besides those.

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  Are you ok?!

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  I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.

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  Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.

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  All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?

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