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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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