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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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- (832): Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
- (940): Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
- (972): The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
- (864): If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
- (828): They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
- (209): I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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