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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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