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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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