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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.

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(570): Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes. http://tfl.nu/7z3e

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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.

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(570): I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem. http://tfl.nu/6woq

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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.

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(570): Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied. http://tfl.nu/2f2b

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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..

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(570): Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." .. http://tfl.nu/4q08

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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.

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(570): I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison. http://tfl.nu/ax4a

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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.

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(570): Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas. http://tfl.nu/sn85

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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!

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(570): It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?! http://tfl.nu/21am

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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.

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Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.

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(570): After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother. (1-570): Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off. http://tfl.nu/5ewz

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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.

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(570): You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road. http://tfl.nu/405b

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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.

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(570): Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore. http://tfl.nu/xw8g

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I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson

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(570): I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson http://tfl.nu/24on

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I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document

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(570): I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document http://tfl.nu/k2y9

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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce

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(570): I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce http://tfl.nu/7uec

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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.

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(570): I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country. http://tfl.nu/gt5r

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If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.

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(570): If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning. http://tfl.nu/0ep2

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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.

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(570): And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny. http://tfl.nu/bodd

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