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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.

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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness

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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding

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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took

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