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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette

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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....

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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed

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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.

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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.

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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on

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It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...

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