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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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