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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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