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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad

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(248): View more from Michigan

So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...

(703): View more from Virginia

oh

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.

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(949): View more from California

just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."

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