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  I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.

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  She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".

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  I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.

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  Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.

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  Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.

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  Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.

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  You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.

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  I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.

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  You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.

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  Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.

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  I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...

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  only i would get cock blocked by a cop

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  You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?

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  he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie

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  her booty call wants to take you to dinner?

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  I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.

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  It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.

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