Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (205)

Last Night in Alabama (205)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

(1-205): View more from Alabama

You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

(205): View more from Alabama

This explains so much.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator? (1-205): You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you. (205): This explains so much. http://tfl.nu/ouwy

Replies (30) Good night (17893) Bad night (884)
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country... http://tfl.nu/c11y

Replies (47) Good night (13747) Bad night (1325) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

im getting a BJ in a closet

(205): View more from Alabama

and a penguin just handed me a bong

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): im getting a BJ in a closet (205): and a penguin just handed me a bong http://tfl.nu/oarm

Replies (60) Good night (12175) Bad night (737)
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers

(1-205): View more from Alabama

yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers (1-205): yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness.... http://tfl.nu/wnn7

Replies (62) Good night (10427) Bad night (660)
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean. http://tfl.nu/fik0

Replies (44) Good night (9966) Bad night (1009) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab. http://tfl.nu/cf76

Replies (30) Good night (7677) Bad night (866) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here. http://tfl.nu/viom

Replies (26) Good night (7521) Bad night (1334) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..

(256): View more from Alabama

everythings easier when your wearing a toga.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga.. (256): everythings easier when your wearing a toga. http://tfl.nu/a4vc

Replies (22) Good night (7061) Bad night (818)
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette. http://tfl.nu/u0k7

Replies (30) Good night (7009) Bad night (955) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers. http://tfl.nu/jlqp

Replies (21) Good night (6890) Bad night (1208)
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life' http://tfl.nu/863e

Replies (26) Good night (6766) Bad night (902) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers http://tfl.nu/g3p7

Replies (25) Good night (6622) Bad night (930) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed. http://tfl.nu/2764

Replies (47) Good night (6246) Bad night (1960) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail. http://tfl.nu/mxx0

Replies (15) Good night (6093) Bad night (1754) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!! http://tfl.nu/1wys

Replies (9) Good night (6083) Bad night (898)

Last Night in Alabama (205)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: