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so my dad walked in on us having sex

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lulz really? why?

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lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time

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(256): so my dad walked in on us having sex (1-256): lulz really? why? (256): lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time http://tfl.nu/805g

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I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

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(256): I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed. http://tfl.nu/zn1y

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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table

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whatd she say to you?

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no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle

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(256): my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table (1-256): whatd she say to you? (256): no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle http://tfl.nu/mg7u

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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.

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(256): she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy. http://tfl.nu/z1ta

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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.

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(256): FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation. http://tfl.nu/7b12

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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.

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(256): he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed. http://tfl.nu/1iir

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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.

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(256): this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man. http://tfl.nu/hhwz

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I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip

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(256): I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip http://tfl.nu/ulnl

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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.

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(256): I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him. http://tfl.nu/7zd5

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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex

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(256): FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex http://tfl.nu/6kmk

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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?

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(256): oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me? http://tfl.nu/06bl

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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.

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(256): I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me. http://tfl.nu/r79q

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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.

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(256): I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism. http://tfl.nu/il3b

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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.

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(256): I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them. http://tfl.nu/zwx2

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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me

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(256): He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me http://tfl.nu/nz3h

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