I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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