from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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