Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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