I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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