don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize