apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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