i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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