just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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