ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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