Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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