Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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