that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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