It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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