i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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