windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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