Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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