Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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