how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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